“The MRAP is a clunky machine with a hole punched through the roof and a gunner’s mount bolted on, allowing a junior Marine to poke his head out and swivel around behind a big ass gun. Usually a 50 cal, which is a pretty cool weapon. It’s close to a hundred pounds and the barrel is almost four feet long. Teenagers with that kind of firepower make a lot of dick jokes”

Other Than, Person (upcoming short story in Bull) — Matt Eidson